So let’s talk about how NOT to meet lonely married women.

I’ve tried just about everything… so trust me… I know which ways are the easy ways, and which ways are the hard ways.

What was my first instinct when trying to meet lonely married women? Go downtown and check out some of the higher end bars and lounges where some local married women hang out.

So I told my wife (yes I’m married… I’ll get into that later) that I was going to hang out with the guys, and headed downtown.  I went into a classy lounge… took a seat at the bar, and ordered a martini. Things were looking good… I saw a few women my age sitting by themselves, having a drink. This seemed like a GREAT place to meet married women looking for exactly what I was looking for… affection… affection which I hadn’t felt for a long long time from my wife.

 I sipped on my martini and scoped the place out some more… and let me tell you… I was NERVOUS. I’ve been out of the dating game for quite some time now, and I’ve basically forgotten how to flirt. Man oh man it was not a pretty sight. I tried chatting up a couple women… both of whom seemed to lose interest quite quickly.

I took my chances with another women… a VERY pretty one at that… and lucky me… there seemed to actually be a bit of a connection there. I was honest… I told her I had a wife and that the marriage just seemed to be getting worse and worse, and I had long desired the warm soft touch of someone needing what I did. She told me she was in the exact same situation I was… looking just for what I was too. She actually told me that there were actually quite a few married women seeking affairs out there… a few of her friends were in the same situation.

Anyway, our similar situations created even more of a connection, and things were going well. We shared some laughs, and brushed our hands nervously against each other’s a few times. Then a NIGHTMARE… I saw one of my wife’s good friends. Just my luck right? Man oh man, my heart started pumping like crazy, and I almost froze. She came over and said hi, and eyed me suspiciously. I told her “Samantha” was a colleague from out of town, and we were just having some drinks and talking business and catching up. She seemed to believe it, but guess what? SHE TOLD MY WIFE!

Luckily that night I was scared enough by seeing my wife’s friend that nothing further happened with Samantha. Regardless, my wife confronted me of course. I told her I ran into Samantha while out with the guys and we decided to go out ourselves and catch up. Did she believe me? I don’t know… but I’m not going out to anymore bars looking for lonely married women and have the same thing happen to me again!

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